Happy Happy Happy
I am happier than a slinky on an escalator.
And happier than Dracula volunteering at a blood drive.
And even happier than a body builder directing traffic.
I think that the Geico marketing team is genius. And in watching their commercials it has given me more ways to describe my level of happiness right now. I am not just as happy a clam, (which I really don’t understand, how happy are clams really? Is being as happy as a clam really all that happy?) I am as happy as can be.